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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
A game consisting of various odd puzzles in a quest to be "the ultimate foo". Created for the popular and Godly Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game.
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smoking large amounts marijuana
i feel like speed racing
For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.
urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals
A term used by white people to dismiss criticism and objection to racist policies or racial discrimination; attempting to discrediting the critic as a person inciting racial tension when none (supposedly) actually exists. Functionally equivalent to a Red Herring designed to distract the audience from the real issue (IE pre-existing racial tension).
Essentially, use of the phrase indicates a desire to stop discussions of racial tension. Probably because they make white people feel really uncomfortable.
"Why is it cops harass black people so much more than white people?"
"Stop trying to rile people up! You're just Race Baiting!"
When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.
Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.
An initial warning that one calls when telling a racially touchy joke in a public place.
"So a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar, wait, hold on. RACE CHECK!!"
"*silence*"
"OK good, so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar..."