A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.
If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".
A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.
A man walks by with an uneven collar
James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.
Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.
The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
The name one of the TMNT character; the one with ree bandana.
Ralph and Leo never get along together, but they support each other from time to time
Ralph is a very sensitive but kind soul, he will give you attention when you want it, but he will also ignore you, Ralph's usually love playing video games, and are very good with technology.
Justin- "Hey Ralph! You wanna go play Fortnite with me!"
Ralph- "Yeah sure dude!"
Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
I wanna suck your cock ralphie