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Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022


fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.

โ€œOh Brandon, fire when ready!โ€

by M1Miluk January 26, 2022


Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST March 17, 2016


shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 17, 2019


HOT n' READY

Aroused and ready to engage in sexual activity.

Yo mamas like a little Cesar pizza HOT n' Ready 4 five bucks!

by bougie bourgeois January 16, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg September 8, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Are you ready kids

The last words a child hears before being molested after feeling a pointy object hit there ass

The last thing I heard before I was ruffied and raped as a child was are you ready kids.

by Dan the car guy July 8, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž