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He is a incredible boy. Very kind and loving, and the best companion in life. He is the glue to my sandwich.
Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.
Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number
Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.
I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now
Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.
Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!
that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda
is that reed im going to call hem reeda
someone who loves cheeseburgers almost as much as he loves getting pounded in his juicy hole
"Yea my buddy Reed is always down for a cheeseburger, and gay sex!"
Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.