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Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!
Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
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A complete and utter load of shit.
hey look, some religion just came out of that dogs butt!
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Religion is one HUGE fairytale. People who believe in it (Followers of "God") don't know better. Because the fairytale brainwashed their logic and common sense away.
Religion loves all people but if you don't believe in our God you can f*ck off...
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1. A form of poison absorbed through one's ears. It consists of little more than lies and illogic.
2. A form a mental retardation in which the infected abandon all sense of logic for magical fairy tales and irrational explanations for events too complicated for the poor, infected fools to comprehend.
3. A lie told often enough to become accepted as truth.
Can God create a stone which he cannot lift?
If so, he cannot lift the stone, and is therefore not omnipotent.
If not, he is also not omnipotent.
Why doesn't God heal amputees? Religion is not real.
Fewer Christians have read the Bible than non-Christians. The reason being that the non-Christians who read the Bible had been Christian at the time, and came to see the contradictions and lack of proof as evidence of its invalidity.
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<Insert the worst* insult you can possibly comprehend here>
* Worst as in 'mentally painful', not worst as in 'not particuarly insulting, actually'.
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The only word in any language that cannot be clearly defined
The definition of one religion doesn't fit another
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