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Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI
Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile
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n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.
Passenger: *THUMP!* What was that!?!?
Driver: Hehehe...road quill
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The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
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A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.
Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...
The self-given name of any person tramping via foot, bike, or car. Creation of the name usually signifies someone entering a new stage of their life and leaving behind the previous one, at least for a time. A famous example of a road name was Christopher Johnson McCandless's road name "Alexander Supertramp."
Person 1: I'm going to start huffing it.
Person 2: Are you going to give yourself a road name?
Person 1: Yeah, I'm changing my name from Jessica to Gaia so I can truly leave behind this life of materialism.
Person 2: Good for you!
A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.
To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.
Synonym: a constant rollover
“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”