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Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"
When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.
My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.
a social gathering of many whores.
I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!
When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.
Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."
A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.
Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.
When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.
“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”