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When two guys ejaculate in a single yogurt and then eat it together.
Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.
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Roman Reigns is what a wrestling star is supposed to be, he has the in ring excitement, a marketable look, and actually looks like a world champion. In an era where indy vanilla midgets rule the WWE, Roman Reigns stands out from the rest. He can legitimately beat other big superstars like Triple H, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker and it wouldn't look silly because he doesn't posses the attributes most indy darlings have (under 6ft, 200 lbs, spams kicks and flips). Before announcing his unfortunate leukemia return in late 2018, Roman would always receive the biggest crowd reactions night after night.
Person 1: That Roman Reigns guy shouldn't be world champion at all, WWE should make Johnny Gargano champion because of his incredible workrate.
Person 2: Dude, who is Johnny Gargano?
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FFM Threesome act: put two girls with long hair side by side in doggy position. Grab both ends of hair in one hand, fucking one girl and fingering the other with the free hand.
"Dude I can't believe Jessica and Amy let me ride the Roman chariot last night! "
Holy crap how was it?
"X/X"
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The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.
It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!
It's a Roman Candle!
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Beginning with the "Roman Battle Helmet", you then proceed to get a boner and start pissing, making it look like an elephant.
18th Century Hooker: Hey, I commend you on that Roman Elephant you gave me last night.
Hollywood: Yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a boner and started peeing.
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this is a sexual position where the man droops his balls in the eye sockets and your penis lays over her nose just like a roman warhelmet.
when me and my lady were havin sex i decided to try the roman warhelmet. she loved it
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A Roman Coke is the name for an alcoholic drink containing Rum and soda. The title comes from the pronunciation of the beverage by the drinker after they have consumed a couple.
1: "Hey Colin, what're you drinking?"
2: "Ohhhh, Rom an' coke (read: Roman Coke)."
1: "Aiiight then."
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