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When your boner is so hard your balls are red
Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster
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Peeing at a toilet (usually urinals) when your pee splashes and goes right into your mouth or on your lips.
I always rooster tooth whenever I go to the bathroom!
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Where a group of guys stand/sit in a circle and form a chain by grabbing the penis (cock) of the person next to them and then begin to masturbating them.
The football team after their great win all formed a Rooster Chain to celebrate their victory.
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Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"
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Tommy went down on Francine but before he started, he noticed she had rooster jowls and quickly came up.
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A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo
"I got a poo rooster today"
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While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.
Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.
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