noun- one who jacks off inconspicuously on the top bunk while peering down over the edge of the bed, while two people have sex on the bottom bunk. The people on the bottom bunk usually think that the guy on the top bunk is asleep.
I know you two hooked up because i was russian spy last night
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candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. It's not drugs, it's just children's candy, but it makes one wonder....
Guy: I'm sad.... ima go eat some russian candy :) that'll make me happy!
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When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
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A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested
Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you
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something fake to tell someone, so they can look it up on urbandictionary
hannah peterson doesnt know what a russian ballgown is
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A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion
For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.
Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
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Kevin had a hard time in rehab trying to kick the Russian bitch.
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