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A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
An artist with exceptional creative attitude and genius, rebellious and fearless, an Enfant Terrible.
Even the most successful salty slapper, will have experienced a time of deep frustration and disinterest, surviving a time when they were considered merely a belligerent waster.
A term used to describe someone who is a bit of a thug and can carry on like a rude child. Usually uses words such as "rekt", "rko", "thug", etc.
*Cooper kicks soccer ball near Isobel and almost hits her head*
"Cooper, you salty dawg!"
A youtube Artist/Gamer called UNiCOMICS. Gets really agitated and pissed during the horror game Dead By Daylight.
"Uni is the emperor of salt. he's a salty person"
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When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.
Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.
A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
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The act of ejaculating on ones partner while leaning back or standing over them so the semen would land on them like rain.
Mary loves Salty Rain man! : Mary loves semen landing on her!
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Being salty is the same as being bitter towards something or someone.
She's <being salty> because nobody asked her to come out with us last night.
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