Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith

Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons

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wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

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Sand-Bush

While playing beach volleyball, when a player dives to make a play and gets sand all down the front of their swim suit.

"Oh man, I got wicked Sand-Bush on that last diving play"

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Sand-Mat

Quick reference technical term for Sandwich Materials. What one refers to for lunch meat, bread, cheese, lettuce, onion, peppercini, mayonaise, mustard, and in some cases, Doritos and ranch.

Gabe, you prepare the Sand-Mats. James, you prepare the blunt.

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sand sandwich

a fucking amazing sandwich that not even gordon ramsay has masterd only the best of the best can make it

Jack: yoooo that sand sandwich was fucking grate

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cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

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