An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
too pussy.
Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.
Is a girl named Chloe she is really nice but shy and scared.... jp Chloe
Scared=chloe
The feeling Adam gets when you ask him to come skate.
“Sorry guys I’m gonna have to make up a lame excuse because I’m too scared to go to the skatepark”
When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!