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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022


Ankle Scissoring

The sex act that happens when two bottoms go home together

Friend one: How’d your date go?

Friend two: Bro, we were both bottoms and spent the night ankle scissoring

by TwatterFord September 23, 2018


scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 15, 2013


Scissor-hooping

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing

Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"

by Gray&gay May 25, 2014


scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess February 24, 2014


Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016


lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 11, 2023