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A synonym for the city of San Juan, PR. Though San Juan is on the ocean and has palm trees, it has a lot of similarities to Newark, NJ. Gang bangers, crime, poverty, rude behavior are just some descriptions that come to mind. Many not all of its citizens adopt the urban ghetto lifestyle much like Newark and other cities such as Detroit, Washington DC, Camden, NJ and Boston to name a few.
Mr. and Mrs. Penny Rich took a vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico. They described their trip as visting Newark On The Sea. Because, they were mugged, had their rental car jacked and their room burglarized. Mr. Rich states: "If we would have known San Juan was as dangerous as Newark we would have gone to St.Barts. We will tell our country club friends when we get back to Short Hills, NJ. that San Juan is just like Newark, NJ but with palm trees. There was garbage in the streets, thugs in Tommy Hilfigger droopy clothing.
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Native to the maritime provinces of Canada, this helicopter is known frig up in every way possible
The sea king fell from the sky like a rock
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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The worst fucking thing you could ever catch. No it’s not a C+ and can’t sell it foR GOOD MONEY. I HAVE A LOAN TO PAY OFF DAMNIT.
“Ah a Sea Bass! I can buy this from you for 120 bells.”
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When a pussy lip becomes trapped between panties and thigh.
Damn....I'm really sea slugin it right now!!!
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A very salty vagina, in which you can faintly hear the sound of the ocean.
Guy #1: Hey bruh, can you give me a glass of water? My girlfriend's got Sea Pussy!
Guy #2: Oh shit, yeah dude here you go... Did you hear the ocean?
Guy #1: Yeah, it was very soothing.
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a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts
Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit
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