When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7
David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.
NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.
Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.
To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.
"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."
The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.
The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.
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An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.
Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.
A group on Roblox, protecting Innovation Inc and its facilities. Half of the group members are LR In Training though.
Yo, did you join the group on Roblox called Innovation Inc. Security?
Yeah, of course I did, I joined to protect Innovation and its facilities, totally not because I wanted the free gun in Innovation Inc Spaceship!
To have a pistol for protection
I'm not worried, I have blick security.