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Selective color

The horribly outdated and tacky way newbie photographers show off their brand new editing skill. Editing a photograph so that a part of it is in color and the rest is in black and white. While this edit does work in some rare occasions, selecting parts of the photo with no relevance adds to the hatred of this dying fad.

...Then she asked the photographer to edit her kids jeans using selective color. What is so special about those jeans, and why do they need to outshine her darling children?

by AnonymousTog August 2, 2016


Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.

Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024


selective associate

a person who only associates with who they want they choose and pick their friends
they're also mean to whoever they want and have power to who they wanna hang around
and are not afraid to tell someone that they are just associates or they don't like them

"i cant just be friendly to anyone i'm a selective associate"

by lacunaaa September 20, 2022


selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 28, 2014


Selective Outburst

Flipping out at a moment that you selected of a time/situation. Rather than doing it any time any place! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™„

He only has his random "Selective Outburst" when he's emotionally spiralling down!

by Agees March 7, 2023


selective replying

When those annoying girls on snap choose what to reply to and just leave you on open for 48 hours otherwise

You: Bro why does she leave me on opened sometimes but sometimes she wants to reply

Bro: Honestly sheโ€™s just selective replying at this point.

by dbsweebo June 19, 2023


Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 11, 2014