Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

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semen demon

a male/female that loves semen a lot

guy1: yo my girls a semen demon!!
guy2: thats soo cool so she swallows?
guy1: HELL YA

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steamin' for semen

when a girl, or perhaps a gay dude, really really want to get some dick. Also this word is a synonym of gagging for it.

Dude, Emiko was steamin' for semen last night. Yeah Dave could have been her boner doner.

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screaming for semen

to plead for sex from a man.

She is so horny she screaming for semen.

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Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

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Bull Semen

1) More severe than bull shit. 2) A way of expressing how wrong something is when no other word seems to fit. See also shananagins

Ron: Yeah, I just started dating karen.
John: AH! Bull semen! We fucking broke up 2 days ago!

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bull semen

The special sauce that gives energy drinks it's power

Monster energy drinks are full of bull semen

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