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I Got Served

Anecdotes in which people get SERVED.

Today, I have only just started talking to a friend again as he is now dating my ex. Our other friend asked me to help him on a game and I said to ask the first friend, stating that "he's better". The first friend looked straight at me and said "That's funny, that really is what she said". I Got Served.

by LeeeroyJeenkins April 3, 2011

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First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) โ€“ sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice โ€“ whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

by KRizzle March 7, 2015

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you got served

when a superior bowler challenges a country bumpkin to a bowl-off, "he's been served."
and of course, it will then be "on".

Patio challenges Ty to a Bowling Match and says, "dude, you got served."
to which Ty responds, "NOW it's ON!"

by PATopia October 7, 2005

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You serve zero purpose

A phrase said by Low Tier God. Some people should do what he says tbh.

Diego: Hey guys, check out this incredible meme *the meme is a skibidi toilet meme*
*Low Tier God appears out of nowhere, thunder starts forming*
LTG: YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW
*a big ass fucking thunder explosion happens, destroying the entire continent*
#relatable

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023


all must serve the cycle

ษฏษoษŸ ษŸo sษนษว ษฅส‡แด‰ส uวส‡sแด‰l puษ puษs ษŸo วpษษฏ sวสŽว ษฅส‡แด‰ส ษฅษ”ส‡ษส สŽวษฅส‡

โ€œAll must serve the cycleโ€

by Kleinmans December 12, 2022

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Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

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Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016

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