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One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities
"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"
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The consumption of sexual organs
Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection
Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism
Friend 2: *Calling Police*
No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
someone who creates new ways to bone
My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.
The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".
Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"
Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!
Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,
Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!
A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.
Likes to date minors on Twitter that protects dream stans kpop artists
Go take a shower you shida-sexual