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A sex act. Involves cutting out a slice or chunk of skin from the female partner and repeatedly penetrating her with said skin.
I was so horny last night I did a slab shag with my girlfriend!
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"
Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.
Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.
Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.
Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.
An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.
"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."
"What the shag? Why?"
Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.
"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."
like a smoke break, but shagging instead
maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.
singing while shagging someone to make it more pleasurable
man i enjoyed musical shagging with faye