Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

5👍 1👎

shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter

That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.

8👍 5👎

shannon creek

a very dirty place, between the legs of a very dirty girl

Dude 1: "hey man i heard you went down to shannon creek last night"

Dude 2: "I dont wanna talk about it"

5👍 2👎

shannon

a big hoe

shannon cheats on her husband to be a hoe

1👍 10👎

Shannon Odom

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.

6👍 3👎

James Shannon

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.

James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'

8👍 5👎

Matthew and shannon

Two people who have been together, and in time will realise that they were always meant to be together.. And matthew would love shannon more than she would ever know.

Matthew and shannon

13👍 11👎