Nigga Shark

Josh Green-Forbes; biggest hypocrite, douche bag, liar, backstabber, lowlife, hater, and gooch-licker ever.

Why you gotta be such a nigga shark?

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Salsa Shark

Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."

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Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

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shark week

the week a woman experiences menstruation

Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.

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loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

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Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

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parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!