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when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.
Person 1: ___ was a great movie!
Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.
It's a sex position where a guy fucks you in the ear until his penis is stuck in her ear. He lets go and let's his dick hang like a sideways ponytail
I tried to give my girlfriend a sideways Pornytail but my dick was to small and it just fell out of her ear
A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.
Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.
Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!
Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly
Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.
Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.
When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
"The Sideways Monster has struck again"
Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!
I’m not a sideways friend!
Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!