Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.

Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.

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Mentally slow

Being unable to realize something that has been explained multiple times, yet they are still confused in the situation

"Wow, Amanda's been a little mentally slow the past couple days"

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slow puncture

another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"

wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture

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Slowed and reverb

A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.

The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.

P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.

Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"

DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*

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slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.

"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"