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When a forum is often not widely visited or hardly has very many posts daily. These types of forums are usually obscure and not widely recognized. Put simply, if the average daily post count is under 475 and the average daily topic count is under 45 then it is a slow forum.
Jim: Time to check out my daily forum!
(12 seconds later)
Jim: No new posts? Damn this is a slow forum...
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To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
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another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"
wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture
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A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.
The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.
P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"
DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
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When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.
"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."
slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed
"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."
To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"