spanish forklift

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

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Spanish Pie

The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.

Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"

Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"

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spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

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Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

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Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

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Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!

Spanish Penny

When you suck the Nipples of a Spanish man or woman

Come here let me give you a Spanish penny