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The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.
Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"
Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"
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no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb
That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo
Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;
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When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!
Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.
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1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students
JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr
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A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.
I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.
Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven
I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.
horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies
Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"