Spanish Pie

The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.

Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"

Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"

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Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

5👍 4👎

spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

5👍 4👎

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

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Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.

I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.

Dirty spanish

When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.

But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.

Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.

Spanish hoes

Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck

Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’