Spanish Pie

The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.

Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"

Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"

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spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

5👍 4👎

Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

5👍 4👎

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

40👍 60👎

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

Spanish hoes

Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck

Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?