Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

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Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

squirrel poop

something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.

Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.

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Squirrel Party

A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .

Hey Eric! You all oiled up for the Squirrel Party tonight?

sister squirreled

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

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squirrel hole

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.

Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.

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