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Mid-West Boogeyman. A specter: A Creeper
If you kids don't clean your room, the Korn Stalker will come for you!
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A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.
Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"
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1) Defined as an asshole who thinks it would be funny to take a massive shit in a public stall and then not flush. The aforementioned "asshole" waits at the sink to see the reaction of the next person who walks into the stall.
"Hey Mick, do you see that dude at the sink?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's a total stall stalker, look at him, he keeps looking to see who goes in next"
"Wow. What an asshole".
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One that "stalks" or knows what song another person is listening to or likes. The two people cannot be in the same vicinity.
Lindsey: "Thanks so much for putting Panic! At the Disco on my iPod! I'm obsessed with all this new music!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": "My favorite is 'Folkin Around'!"
Lindsey: "Wow, that's actually what I'm listening to right now!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": MUSICAL STALKER!
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1) A person who stalks one specific pornstar, they know exactly when new DVD's and Videos come out, and they know a significant amount of Background history on said person
"That guys is addicted to Priya Rai"
"yea he's such a porn stalker"
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Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'
bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.
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One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.
valet #1: "what's with that guy?"
valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."
valet #1: " she just left with her man."
valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"
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