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person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.
2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!
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Dustin Stephens, is one of the best apache gunner any pilot could have. Ruggedly handsome by definition and has the style of a young Tom Cruise. Can make a grown man cry by only using his eye brows, causes an orgasms with the sound of voice. Can master anything he sets his mind to, can cause millillion's to lose interest upon growing tired of it. Is the strongest person you could meet in 10 life times. Has the biggest heart towards family and friends.
I once dated a guy for three years before i found out he wasn't born with the name Dustin Stephens, and then i raped, ate and killed him.
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Mid physics teacher that has dementia and thinks that a document from "Somewhere, i think its kildare" is gold.
Stephen Irvine has dementia
A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
A socially introverted male. Usually hunchback and a part of the Jewish community. Doesn't have the ability to talk to the opposite gender. Plays overwatch all day.
"That guy over there looks like a Stephen Newall."
"Let's not go near him."
1. (v) The willful self-insertion of a spiked, barbed, or pointed object into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification or personal accomplishment.
2. (n) The act of committing a Prickly Stephen.
It was pretty gross when Thistlehair decided to Prickly Stephen that fistful of premium cutlery up his ass, but it was even worse when he pulled it out and put it back in the package.
Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.