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Mid physics teacher that has dementia and thinks that a document from "Somewhere, i think its kildare" is gold.
Stephen Irvine has dementia
A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
A socially introverted male. Usually hunchback and a part of the Jewish community. Doesn't have the ability to talk to the opposite gender. Plays overwatch all day.
"That guy over there looks like a Stephen Newall."
"Let's not go near him."
1. (v) The willful self-insertion of a spiked, barbed, or pointed object into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification or personal accomplishment.
2. (n) The act of committing a Prickly Stephen.
It was pretty gross when Thistlehair decided to Prickly Stephen that fistful of premium cutlery up his ass, but it was even worse when he pulled it out and put it back in the package.
Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
A Dirty Stephen is when after performing coitus on a woman, he comes up with her juices in his beard and wrings it into her mouth.
Ugh, I got the best head last night, and even let him give me a Dirty Stephen.
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A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.
Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.
Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.
Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.
"Hey sweetie, that nasty skid mark in your undies looks just like Stephen Harper’s face.”
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