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Stewart is something special, and lovable he is a very special boy, the only reason people love him is cause he’s a bit slow kinda like a snail. He can be a total jerk at times for no apparent reason, but just know that Stewart are in a special little world of there own. Stewarts will never find love besides from their mothers, and blind, deaf, and brain dead people. Stewart is such a special guy don’t ever let him near small children or animals or they won’t come home.
Terry: yo bob did ya see Stewart
Bob: oh yeah! He was trying to play with that cute little dog.
Terry: wait my dog???
Stewart is the type of person who is lacking a few numbers on their IQ test. Their elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor. Like if they jumped from their ego to their IQ they would never stop falling. They are a few cards short of a full deck. Their light's on but nobody is home. They are one fry short of a happy meal.
Ok Stewart-pid. Now go be fruitful and fertilize with thyself.
This a type of person who watches a lot of anime and reads hentai
The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare
Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?
Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?
M: No
F: Refleb 967?
M: No
F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart
M: Correct!
Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
Martha Stewart A real one
Jakie Stewart means confusion. It means death to A.P students grades. It means the eventual suicide of at leaset 20% of students who take her class.
Man gonna go jakie stewart myself now.
I'm so jakie stewart right now.