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A funny descriptor for the United States Air Force. Contrary to what some other douchebags think, the Air Force is usually first into the country, dropping bombs to take out strategic targets like communications and radar. Sure, some of us sit behind a desk, but we are part of the mission to support the planes. Planes like the F-22, the most advanced fighter in the world. Capable of shooting down half a dozen F/A-18s without ever being detected on radar. Or the SR-71, the world record holder for the fastest aircraft on earth. Or, the A-10 warthog, a plane designed to hunt and kill tanks. And we can't forget the B-2, an aircraft that has a 179 foot wing span and can carry 50,000 lbs of payload weighing a full 171 tons that has a radar cross-section of a humming bird. Airmen have it good because the Air Force spends way more money on quality of life for its people than any other service. As a result they have a much higher retention rate and troop morale. All of the services in the military have their strengths, the Air force rules the skys, and we have yet to be challenged.
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Of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people. This is not just theory; it's provable fact.
Take the Army. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out of his foot locker, dresses, runs to the chow-hall for breakfast on the fly, then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the company commander, a captain, arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, soldier!"
Now take the Navy. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles the 20 feet to his battle station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits, in the middle of a big, steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"
Now take the Marines. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Marine is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of BDUs he was wearing on the field exercise he was part of three hours earlier. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his company commander, a captain, comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Marine!"
And then there's the Air Force. When the stuff hits the fan, the Airman receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers,shaves, and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners the day before. He jumps in his car and cruises through the McDonalds drive-thru for an Egg McMuffin and Coca-Cola on his way into work. Once at work, he signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-15, spends 30 minutes pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a young captain arrives, straps into the jet, and starts the engines. Our young Airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Captain!"
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One of the best video games ever. This extremely addictive strategy RPG was released for the Sega Saturn easily becoming one of the most memorable games for that console. The game features an intriguing story, great game play, and awesome characters.
Dude I sold Dragon Force in 1998 for like $5, only to find it is worth like $200 now.
I am still playing Dragon Force even though it was made in the late 90's.
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A play written by some peeps known as MLG format and ML. It premiered at SHS and later went on to the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh. Basically its about some bad ass dude named Willie who survived the holocaust and then fell in love and did a whole lot of other cool shit. Its pretty melodramatic, and most of the cast thought it was pretty damn corny, but the audiences ate that shit up and would be crying every night. Right now the producers are trying to mount the show in NY and then maybe Broadway, and after that maybe a city near you, so be prepared...
Rihanna: Let's play 3 truths and a lie. I have a red car, I like cherries, my name is Rihanna, I'm excited about Life Force rehearsal.
Old men sell juice just as easily as young ones.
One bleeding, beaten, tap dancing, but not yet burnt rabbi.
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The act of ranking multiple elements when more than one element seem equal.
Jacqui and Alex force-ranked their short list of names for their new baby.
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When you ejack into a chick's eye, causing it to go lazy.
"I gave that chick a Forced Whitaker, and now her eye points in a weird direction."
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the worst shitshow netflix has crapped out to date
bob: hey wanna watch q-force with me
sandman: literally die
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Gaming clan devoted to great team work and fun games they also lay down the ownage.
those soban force guys owned us so hard in that SF vs 4 game on domination II in homeworld.
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