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A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise
When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
"I heard that one guy from the party last night wants to bring a nathan suprise tomorrow night"
Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church
If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise
When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.
Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.
A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.
Can you please make sausage suprise