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A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
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when there are several police officers present in a short period of time.
Origin: Police officers are commonly known as pigs.
Damn I better wait to light this till after we're out of this swine flue pandemic.
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Listen, you swine flu you. I don't like the cut of your jig.
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one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
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1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.
2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.
The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
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Something very cool or badass. basically used instead of the word "sick", because having the swine flu is worse then just being sick.
Example 1: "Dude, your bike is totally swined out".
Example 2: "Bro, last night was hella swined out".
Example 3: "Your mom gave me some swined out head last night".
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