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a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.
Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....
A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.
Nick: Top of the morning to you.
Mr. King: Up your swiss.
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1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.
2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
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Kiss my butt! Eat my shorts! Kiss my ass!
My boss wants me to do some data entry. He can kiss my swiss!
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A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine
Dyllan has a Swiss army penis
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the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
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