I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops
Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops
When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.
My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping
When someone enters your group and basically performs theft on a mutually achieved task.
Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington
When someone has romantic and/or sexual relations with someone from a different location where they will have little possibility of seeing each other after their brief period together.
Sammy Swooped that guy (typically named Jack)
To confide in or to define as being with or with being without swoopness.
I have not consider that...No Swoop
Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.
P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.
When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.