The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.
Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.
Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.
A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.
Person 1: hey what game are you playing?
Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!
A creepy fanfare show where dipper goes to taco bell and dies of blood loss to the penis then Mable comes to fuck his dead body.
That is a dipper goes to taco bell statement
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national Taco bell day is a day where you eat taco bell. It is on May 17th.
National Taco Bell Day - Tacos for life!
When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.
I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.
1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.
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