A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)
Brett is an ass taint.
That girl really got his taint wet.
Shut the fuck up ass taint.
A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.
"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"
The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.
"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"
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