To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
It means a third party can verify /confirm what was said
''Africa is a continent and not a country, take that to the bank if you don't believe.''
A woman who enjoys sex in the morning
I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.
To take a very large shit that tends to clog the toilet.
I decided to take a Sherman in the dorm room next door because I did not want to clog my own toilet.
When you squat down, and leave a brown.
Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!
Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!
Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
goodbye, bye-bye, good luck, see you later
“Well, it was nice talking to you. Take it easy.” “You too. Bye-bye.”
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Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.
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