male tears

spunk, jizz

When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.

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Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

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The Trail of Tears

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

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tear up

to dominate at something. to be the best

"yeah i tear up at chess" says greg.

"no way greg. man your mum tears up in bed" replies rhys

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trail of tears

the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.

friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room

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unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

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tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.

Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"

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