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n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted
Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.
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Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?
Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl
Guy 1: What a way to go.
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To act in a manner that resembles the ferocity that the late great U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy had in his lifetime of public service to the American people.
''I just got elected Arts and Science Senator.''
''For real dude. You better Ted Kennedy that shit. Make us proud.''
''You bet.''
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A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."
Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!
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An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.
Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad
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A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place
"oh thats one of them hookers right?"
Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay
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The scientific term for an orgy where all participants have an IQ of over 130
"Hey Jeff, did they invite you to that Ted Talk last week?"
"I scored pretty poorly on my SATs, they didn't let me in"
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