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Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
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Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting
Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.
(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”
A word created by mistake it is a hickey the size of a chicken tender
Aye girl let me give you a hickey tender on your tits
A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.