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Terms of Service

That ridiculously long page that 99.9999% of people skip because it'll take a week straight to finish reading it all.

First, you must read our Terms of Service and agree to them.

1. No hacking blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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✓ I've read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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by your real name. >:) March 27, 2021


Terms Of service

Something that your ment to read but if your normal you just check the box while you get crammed with cookies.

The Terms Of Service Can mess you up and ruin your computer

by TeaTimesLuvzDaSoot April 15, 2023


Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 9, 2018


explain in pop terms

A clause used by Twitter users (especially Stan Twitter) when they want a rephrase of a tweet or headline into pop culture terms. One of the most common uses of the format "explain in ____ terms."

Tweet: Hundreds of dinosaur footprints have been discovered in a U.K. quarry.
Person 1: explain in pop terms
Person 2: nicki is on the move

by repufolklore January 17, 2025


Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral July 1, 2018


Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018


Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)

1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things

by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023