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who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!
Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.
The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.
Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.
a "rad" or the worst word to say in front of grown-ups
(kid 1) what should i eat today?
(kid 2) your mom!
(kid ) you suck .
She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was
A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.
who I fucked last night
Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"