daddy issues

when a female is having problems with her male companion(s). Whether this is a booty call or the main show.

"I'm having daddy issues, Mark wants to date me, and John keeps asking me to meet his family"

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Daddy issues

Its what I have :D
Example :
dad : I fucking hate

you
Me :

Thanks dad

Daddy issues is when you or your dad get in fights alot to the point that you/your dad or both of you hate each other

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1st world issue

Topically an issue that can only be related to a modernized economic region, the issue typifies a problem that has no real significance or impact on the quality of life of the usually affluent person.

"The heated seats won't work in my Range Rover" = 1st World issue

Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

Mommy and daddy issues

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

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I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

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Trust issues

When you are too scared to fart, sneeze, cough or laugh due to a stomach bug that causes diarrhoea.

We just got back from a tropical holiday and we now have trust issues because we ingested some of the local water.

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