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A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
The act of purposely riding a roller coaster while pregnant to induce a miscarriage.
Ugh, abortions are so expensive
Why not just go to an amusement park and get a rollercoaster abortion
When you fall down the stairs.
*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!
to start doing something, epiphanetically realize that it's meaningless and/or retargerous, then aborting your project because you don't to suffer the subsequent negative consequences.
if, without engineering knowledge, you are going to build a electric chair in your basement, you better be prepared to abort an aberration
An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka
My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night
'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.
Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!